Funny Quotes

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I can speak Esperanto like a native.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.