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Spike Milligan

Total 4 quotes
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Category: God
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Category: Funny
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
Category: Funny
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Category: Funny

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