Woody Allen

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.