Every dogma has its day.

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

Be obscure clearly.