Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.

Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Macho does not prove mucho.

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?