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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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