Phyllis Diller
Total 5 quotes
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.
Category: Home
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Category: Funny
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Category: Funny
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
Category: Funny
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