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Demetri Martin

Total 2 quotes
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
Category: Funny
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
Category: Funny

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