I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

I read part of it all the way through.

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

I saw a stationery store move.