Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.