Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.