George Bernard Shaw

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.