Funny Quotes

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

Every dogma has its day.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.