This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.