All men are equal before fish.

To be or not to be. That's not really a question.

I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.