My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.