My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

One man is as good as another until he has written a book.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.