How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!

Never fight an inanimate object.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.