I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

I like marriage. The idea.