Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

What's another word for Thesaurus?

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.