Cure for an obsession: get another one.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Too much agreement kills a chat.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.