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As for our majority... one is enough.
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I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
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Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
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Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
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I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
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I'm for whatever gets you through the night.
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What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
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If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
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I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
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