One man's folly is another man's wife.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Communism is like one big phone company.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

After all is said and done, sit down.