Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

I rant, therefore I am.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.