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Emo Philips

Total 3 quotes
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
Category: Funny
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Category: Funny
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Category: Funny

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