Samuel Goldwyn

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?

Please write music like Wagner, only louder.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

I never liked you, and I always will.

I read part of it all the way through.

Let's have some new cliches.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Include me out.