It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

I never liked you, and I always will.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.