Funny Quotes

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

Communism is like one big phone company.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

I rant, therefore I am.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?