I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Never floss with a stranger.