O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Men are only as loyal as their options.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.