There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.

My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.

I could sooner reconcile all Europe than two women.