Johnny Carson

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.

People thought I was funny, so I kind of took entertaining for granted... it was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.