It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. And if you do have to say it, make it really funny so I can screenshot it and save it for later.

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.

Censorship no longer works by hiding information from you; censorship works by flooding you with immense amounts of misinformation, of irrelevant information, of funny cat videos, until you're just unable to focus.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.