Funny Quotes

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. And if you do have to say it, make it really funny so I can screenshot it and save it for later.

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life.

It's funny because I've made a living off of words, but words get in the way of what you really want to say.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.