Funny Quotes

If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you're funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.

God is funny like that, He is funny. He rips your heart and He makes you believe. He makes you believe the unimaginable.

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

I'm a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end of the day everything that I say has a message in it.

It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.

When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

It's funny - there can be so many people around you and so many fans, and you can still feel a bit lonely. I think I combat that by having my sister on tour with me, so I'm never alone, which is so lovely.

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.