Funny Quotes

I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that.

I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day.

Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

Being a solo artist in general can be incredibly lonely. It's funny how often the bigger you get sometimes, the lonelier you feel.

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, don't laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if that's funny, then you laugh. If it's not, you don't laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.

I particularly like Twitter, because it's short and can be very funny and informative. It's a little bit like having your own radio program.

I think I have got quite a posh Scottish accent. It's funny because I grew up in Oxgangs and Fife.

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.