Funny Quotes

It's funny to say its fun to explore someone's really rough time, but it is. It's exciting.

Jake Johnson wanted to make clear that he was the great American actor, not just the funny guy on 'New Girl.'

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

Funny enough, I don't like vampires.

People like her because she's like a breath of fresh air. Because in the fifth book it gets so dark and Harry's always cross and then every time Luna comes in all the tension goes and she makes you laugh because she's so funny and really honest. I don't know how much I'm like her, there are some similarities but I'm more determined than her.

If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.

I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The primary purpose evolution-wise is to keep you warm, to grow hair on your face. You shave it off, and your face is freezing for a few days.

It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people.