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Tim Allen

Total 4 quotes
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Category: Friendship
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Category: Positive
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people.
Category: Funny
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Category: Funny

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