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I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases 'neutral facial expression' and 'screaming in agony.'
Category: Funny
I was like the funny guy in sixth form. When we used to do showcases, I'd host them, and I would do, like, little comedy segments.
Category: Funny
I like being funny; I like laughing with people.
Category: Funny
I'm quite sarcastic, and I'm funny, but not kind of funny. It's a weird funny, and some people don't get me, and some people do.
Category: Funny
Everybody in my family's funny. Being funny was highly encouraged in our family, I think.
Category: Funny
It's funny because everyone says, 'Oh you're reclusive; you don't do social media,' but it's not about being reclusive. I like direct contact, and I like contact that's purposeful.
Category: Funny
Given the current state of publishing, I think it helps to have a brand name on the cover of your book. Comedians are proven commodities with built-in audiences. They may not have the writing chops of a Dave Eggers, but they're salacious and funny and self-reflective.
Category: Funny
The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.
Category: Funny
Daniel Bryan is a friend of mine. It's sort of funny that the relationship that you saw between Team Hell No on screen, it sometimes goes the same way off screen as well. He is a great human being and good friend of mine, and frankly, the Team Hell No stuff helped me.
Category: Funny
If it gets laughs, it's funny.
Category: Funny

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