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It's funny how God will just keep using you, and our motto around our family forever has been, 'Just let Him use you.'
Category: Funny
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
Category: Funny
It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9.
Category: Funny
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
Category: Funny
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
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The funny thing is while the grown-ups in the family may indulge, we really try to offer our son Duke clean food, as all his meals are made with organic ingredients as the rest of us eat cookies straight out of the freezer.
Category: Funny
I love some of the most hateful tweets. I think they're very funny. In the negative attacks on me, there are frequently some real displays of humor. I want to reply, but I won't, because there are all sorts of other people making serious points that I care about, and I don't want them to be discouraged.
Category: Funny
I love horror. It's funny, because 'The Invitation' never struck me as horror, but it's definitely that type of thriller.
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There are many comics around who don't really have a feel for comedy. They can say outrageous things, have clever thoughts, and deliver some funny angles. But they are not genuinely funny.
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Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can.
Category: Funny

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