Funny enough, I don't like vampires.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

Jake Johnson wanted to make clear that he was the great American actor, not just the funny guy on 'New Girl.'

It's funny to say its fun to explore someone's really rough time, but it is. It's exciting.

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've ever heard of.

Yeah, it constantly feels like you're constantly checking if you're funny enough, because I think this country's naturally funny. I think the sort of culture of the country. So if you're saying you're a funny person, you've got quite big boots to fill.

You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise.

There is a cliche that probably has some anecdotal evidence on the side that comedians are very depressed people, but that's because no one is ever going to seem as funny in a normal conversation as compared to when they're up there onstage in the spotlight making a huge audience keel over with laughter.