Stephen King

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.

Life is like a wheel. Sooner or later, it always come around to where you started again.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.