George Bernard Shaw

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.