Jerry Seinfeld

Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.