Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.