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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

Category: Home

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

Category: God

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Category: Funny

Men are only as loyal as their options.

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