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It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
Category: Funny
In 'Space Dandy,' I'm trying to challenge myself and do stuff I haven't done before. I'm aiming for a really funny, cool, and crazy creation.
Category: Funny
There's a long history of anthropomorphic animals in Japanese literature. The so-called 'funny animal scrolls' were the first narratives in Japanese history, and the heroes of many folk tales have animals as their companions.
Category: Funny
We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.
Category: Funny
I like Colbert because he's funny, and he's cool. He knows how to have fun and doesn't stick his nose up to Fox.
Category: Funny
I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great.
Category: Funny
I learned that you can be powerful and funny at the same time, and you don't have to be liked. I think that's a big thing sometimes with stand-up, especially if you're the sassy one or the nice one.
Category: Funny
Films are big hits when they touch a lot of people. Things are not funny in a vacuum, they're funny because we respond to some personal dislocation, some embarrassment, some humiliation, some pain we've suffered, or some desire we have.
Category: Funny
Looking the way I look, whenever anybody's looking for a light brown funny guy, I get the call... I'm 100 percent Greek, but I look like I could be Indian or Middle Eastern or Hispanic. If it's ethnic, they'll try and put me in it.
Category: Funny
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
Category: Funny

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