Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.

Believe you can and you're halfway there.

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Once, after a long week, I felt so insecure that I decided to make a list of people who thought I was funny even if I didn't think I was. At the top of the list, I wrote, 'Garry Shandling.' His early praise protected me like a comedy-writer version of Harry Potter's scar.

It's funny, because I had no intention of being in a band because I was so shy. But I loved playing music and loved writing songs. I always thought I'd be in the background and, if I did get into a band, be a backup musician.

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.