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I watched the guy that hits a home run, and he comes across the plate and he points skyward, like thanking for the help from the Almighty to hit the home run. And as he does that, I say to myself, 'God screwed the pitcher.' And I don't know how else you look at it.
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I'm an old man. A big weekend for me is Home Depot and a Caesar salad.
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Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Yesterday's home runs don't win today's games.
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I will become a clean president. I will become a president who can retire home as an ordinary citizen and is welcomed by neighbors.
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If it's old school friends that my parents know, then I can stay out till late. But if they don't know them, they want me home by 9 P.M. If I have work, then I don't have a deadline. I don't argue with them. That's how I have been raised, and I'm happy with it.
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I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess.
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This is my home. Home is where the disease is. As long as I stay in America, I'll never run out of subjects for songs.
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These days, it's more like me coming from playing a show and feeling the high from all the energies directed at me, to feeling a bit weird when I go home to the place where people know me from before all that.
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