Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.