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Mitch Hedberg

Total 5 quotes
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
Category: Funny
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Category: Funny
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
Category: Funny
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Category: Funny
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Category: Funny

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